THE BOARDROOM · SEASON 01
THE COMMUNITY DECIDES
WHO LAUNCHES
WHO LAUNCHES
8 projects pitch. You vote. One launches.
THE BOARDROOM
12,481 SEATED
12,481 SEATED
The community picks the next crypto project to get a real token launch — no gatekeepers, no leaderboard to game, no ticker to front-run.
01 · CLOCK IN
Punch into a room. Your wallet gets one ballot, and one only.
02 · WATCH BOTH
Two pitches, head to head. Skip either one and the ballot stays locked.
03 · SEAL IT
Clock out with your vote. Results stay sealed until the round closes.
QUARTERFINAL CLOSES IN
0d 00:00:00
9,204 ballots sealed · no running totals
CLOCK IN TO ROOM 01 TO VOTE →Takes about 6 minutes · two pitches, one ballot
VOTING · ALWAYS FREE
One eligible wallet, one vote — eligible meaning a wallet with prior Robinhood Chain activity or any StonkBroker NFT. Holding more $STONKBROKER, more NFTs or a higher tier does not buy influence.
BACKING · OPTIONAL
After you vote, you can escrow $STONKBROKER on a project. If it wins and launches, you claim its token. Otherwise you reclaim everything.
THE FLOOR
0x8f2…c41 clocked in to ROOM 01 ·R03 answer posted ·1,204 ballots sealed in ROOM 01 ·the room started chanting again ·question asked on VAULTMOUSE ·0x4b1…9de clocked out of ROOM 04 ·integrity check queued ·
0x8f2…c41 clocked in to ROOM 01 ·R03 answer posted ·1,204 ballots sealed in ROOM 01 ·the room started chanting again ·question asked on VAULTMOUSE ·0x4b1…9de clocked out of ROOM 04 ·integrity check queued ·
TODAY'S MATCHUPS
Clock in, watch, vote. No gatekeepers.
ROUND VOTING ENDS IN
0d 00:00:00
YOUR ROUND
0 of 4 rooms votedVOTE IN EVERY ROOM TO COMPLETE THE ROUND
01OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
LEDGERBOY
Onchain receipts for people who lose them
VAULTMOUSE
A savings vault that nags you like a broker
CLOCK IN TO VOTE↸
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
01
LEDGERBOY
Onchain receipts for people who lose them
VAULTMOUSE
A savings vault that nags you like a broker
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE↸
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
02CLOSED
PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUS
A commitment device for the weak-willed
TICKERTAPE
Read the tape. Out loud. In your feed.
RESULT AFTER ROUND CLOSES
02
PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUS
A commitment device for the weak-willed
TICKERTAPE
Read the tape. Out loud. In your feed.
CLOSED
RESULT AFTER ROUND CLOSES
03OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
DIVIDEND DINER
Yield you can order off a menu
MARGIN CALL FM
Onchain radio for liquidation season
CLOCK IN TO VOTE↸
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
03
DIVIDEND DINER
Yield you can order off a menu
MARGIN CALL FM
Onchain radio for liquidation season
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE↸
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
04OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
THE FILING CABINET
Boring, audited, permanent storage
SEVEN FIGURE SODA
A drink brand that settles onchain
CLOCK IN TO VOTE↸
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
04
THE FILING CABINET
Boring, audited, permanent storage
SEVEN FIGURE SODA
A drink brand that settles onchain
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE↸
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
ROUND OF 16 · CLOSED JUL 5
COLD STORAGE CLUBGAS FEE THERAPYTHE SLOW BIDRUGPROOFLIQUIDITY LAUNDROMATNOTARY NIGHTBAGHOLDER BINGOSETTLEMENT DINER
8 eliminated · 24,118 ballots sealed
THE ROAD TO LAUNCH
QUARTERFINAL · LIVE
SEMIFINAL · TBD
FINAL · TBD
SEMIFINAL · TBD
QUARTERFINAL · LIVE
1LEDGERBOY
LEDGERBOY8VAULTMOUSE
VAULTMOUSE4PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUS
PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUS5TICKERTAPE
TICKERTAPEWINNER · ROOM 01
TICKERTAPE
WINNER · ROOM 02
🏆
THE FEATURED LAUNCH
FINALIST A
VS
FINALIST B
Automatic V3 liquidity · fee split · staking vault · featured token launch
ONE WINNER · ONE LAUNCH
WINNER · ROOM 03
WINNER · ROOM 04
2DIVIDEND DINER
DIVIDEND DINER7MARGIN CALL FM
MARGIN CALL FM3THE FILING CABINET
THE FILING CABINET6SEVEN FIGURE SODA
SEVEN FIGURE SODAQF01
LEDGERBOYVAULTMOUSEQF02
PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUSTICKERTAPEQF03
DIVIDEND DINERMARGIN CALL FMQF04
THE FILING CABINETSEVEN FIGURE SODASEMIFINAL · SET AFTER QUARTERFINAL RESULTS
🏆
THE FEATURED LAUNCH
Automatic V3 liquidity · fee split · staking vault · featured token launch
NOTICE
No project in The Boardroom has a token, and no contract addresses exist for them during the tournament. Any address claiming otherwise is fake. Voting is free and equal — $STONKBROKER holdings never add voting power. Backing is a separate, optional escrow: it moves no votes, and it is fully reclaimable unless the project wins and completes its launch.
FROM THE FLOORtap to expand · ▲ to upvote
"Who holds the multisig keys?"
⏳ LEDGERBOY TEAM answered · 2h ago
"What's the plan if volume dies in month two?"
Awaiting answer · tap for status